TRAILERPARK
Height: 5’11”
Weight: 177 lbs
Age: unknown
Birth date: unknown
TRAILERPARK was born somewhere in tornado alley most likely to some parents. Tragically during his baby times a strong tornado blew through his family’s home uprooting the grandfather clock that he was sleeping in. The storm continued on its path for several hundred miles before depositing our infant juke box hero into the wooded abyss of the Appalachian mountains. A large opossum attempted to make a meal of the child, this was the opossum’s last mistake and has lead to TRAILERPARK’s deep seeded distrust of marsupials. He was raised by various woodland rodents and one diabetic badger. He received a basic elementary education when he was found living under a jungle gym at Quincy Taggert Elementary School. He accidentally relocated to Nashville Tennessee while removing a raccoon from a local airport. He now works security at the sunset galleria flea market and is an amateur demolition derby driver.
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Contact TRAILERPARK at trailerpark@shatramickle.com
Rodney Pickleford, M.D.
Height: 6′6”
Weight: 193 lbs
Age: 47
Birth date: August 19, 1961
Rodney Pickleford was born on an ice cold afternoon in Mexico City, Mexico to a lovely couple on vacation from the USA. He was born with an amazingly high infant IQ, (second only to Elvis Costello.) While in Mexico, the mexican government soon learned of the birth of the genius child and sent Mexican special operatives to capture him and use his brain to take over all of North America. When Rodney’s parents learned of the governments horrible plot, they placed the beautiful boy in a small paper mashie rooster and stowed him away on AC DC’s tour bus. They knew they would never see their precious peach again. After many days on the road, they finally made a pit stop in California. Angus Young decided to pelt a homeless man who was sleeping outside of Stanford University with the rooster Rodney Pickleford was hiding in. Early the next morning Rodney emerged from the rooster and was picked up by the most respected professor at Stanford. He raised the child as his own and Rodney graduated Stanford at the top of his class with every imaginable doctorate degree at the age of 13 ½. He spent the next several years teaching George Clooney the finer points of acting and self grooming before being recruited into the Mayonnaised crew by TRAILERPARK. He quickly established himself as the smartest member of the crew and was appointed interim assistant crew treasurer. He has held the title for 19 years now.
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Contact Rodney at pickleford@shatramickle.com
